My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.
I just want somebody who will never stop choosing me.
Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you.
when you go to your friends house and they don’t have any snacks
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
(Source: officialwintersoldier, via jessicaarnguyen)
DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
no thanks grandma
HERES YOUR APPLE
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you like this dick?